Man, they're dirty. I don't need to deal with this shit first thing in the morning...
They'll never learn about toilets and wiping their asses like this. I have to teach them.
Hey! You're supposed to shit and piss on the toilet seat, got it?
Cwean-cweaning ish Michter'sh job, wemember!!?
Damn, you're a pain in the ass... I feed you, I prepare a nest for you, and you still won't listen to me... This is what you get, you brats!