GREETINGS STALKER.
I'm exceedingly sarcastic, keep reading and you'll figure that out on your own.
I'm a special snowflake. Don't attempt to convince yourself otherwise.
You can tell from my snazzy jumper that I'm a veteran raver.
I'm distantly related to Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I'm a huge lawn gnomes enthusiast (but who isn't am I right?).
I like to have brief yet deep conversations with strangers that I meet at bus stops.
I'm easily distracted by spoons.
Laughing at myself comes very easily to me. Maybe a little too easily.
I enjoy learning languages and cultural enrichment. Big fan of the cultural enrichment.
Eh.
Just ask, I'm less uncoordinated in real conversation.
Requests
If you have the personality of an old couch cushion the cat used to piss on, I'm sure we'll be great friends.