Today’s tittle-tattle is scooping the scoop that scooped the scooppLionel Messi has issued a go-and-get-him plea to his Barcelona-based paymasters, begging them to “end Aacute;ngel Di Mariacute;a’s Old Trafford hell”. Manchester City, Bayern Munich and Paris Saint-Germain may all rival the treble-winners for the Manchester United man’s signature, the Sun reports. In the same paper, however, they scoop themselves by revealing that PSG have “ruled out a swoop for Di Mariacute;a”, and have instead bid pound;18m for Atleacute;tico Madrid’s Arda Turan. However, they scoop their scoop-busting scoop by revealing that the Parisians have no chance of actually signing the Turkish dynamo, who is infinitely more likely to end up at Chelsea, possibly with Filipe Luiacute;s heading the other way. “Arda intends to leave Spain this summer and his will is to play in the Premier League,” the bearded wonder’s agent, Ahmet Bulut, said. “That is where he wants to take his career at this time.”/ppIf Turan does go to Chelsea it might not be the only player exchange deal between those two clubs this summer, with Antoine Griezmann potentially London-bound for a fee of pound;35m plus Mohamed Salah (though the Egyptian is also wanted – perhaps less temptingly – by West Ham), and Joseacute; Mourinho is so excited by the whole swap thing he could let Oscar move to Turin as part of a deal to bring Juventus’s Paul Pogba to London. And to briefly return to the subject of Di Mariacute;a, “a United source” has told another tabloid that “he isn’t for sale and it doesn’t matter who might be interested in him”, but left the door delightfully ajar for suitors and rumourmongers by admitting “if he thinks otherwise, the situation might change”