8. Bruno Alves
Bruno Alves was neatly summed up during Portugal's pre-Euro 2016 friendly against England when, in this game of absolutely no importance, he decided that the best way of winning a header with Harry Kane was to not head the ball, but rather use his foot. And not use his foot to get the ball, but rather Kane's head. It was the sort of act that Andoni Goikoetxea, the legendary "Butcher of Bilbao" and the man who kept the boot with which he destroyed Diego Maradona's ankle ligaments in a glass cabinet in his house, might have said "Rein it in a bit Bruno -- it's just a friendly." Alves admitted after the game: "This is an uncontrolled gesture. I did not want to foul, but I am late. I put too much commitment." To say the least.