「*heavy breathing*、I’ve brought it」
「You’re breathing heavily」
「I can’t keep you waiting」
「That was thoughtful of you, but, where should I drink?」
「Eh……?」
The female knights faces turned pale in despair
「There’s no chair nor desks. I can’t rest like this.」
「I-I’m sorry! I’ll bring one immediately…」
「No, It’s fine」
I stopped her when she was about to leave again.
I came up with something interesting
「Just make a chair and a desk」
「M-make one? But, there’s no wood here」
「We have materials don’t we?」
「Eh?」
She looked at me with a surprised look
「――You shall be the chair」
(TN: Sasuga Ainz sama~! “Shall be the chair” hue)
That’s really humiliating right? Now what will you do?
「I’d be happy to!」
She smiled and crawled on all fours near me.
This would be fine as a chair
「I can now sit, but I have nowhere to place my tea and baked sweets. Does anyone want to be a desk?」
「Me!」
「No, Me!!」
「Me too!」(TN:Agent smith: “Yes, Me, Me, Me”)
Everyone raised their hands.
I wonder if their attention will be drawn whatever I do
Absolute charm power is absolute.
「Then, I choose you. Be a desk.」
I appointed a woman to be the desk. There I put the tea and the baked sweets, and I took a seat
「……Nice tea」
I had someone poison test it, then I enjoyed the tea.
It tastes similar to tea, but it has a bit of bitter feel. It can be fixed with the baked sweets.
Since I was a bit hungry, I chow down a lot of baked sweets.
「Ryu-sama, you have a dirt in your mouth」
「That so? Wipe it.」
「Understood. I’ll be getting a wiper so please wait for a while」
「Lick it off」
「Eh?」
「I’m telling you to lick it off」
「Y-yes!」