It’s 2016, and it’s not OK. It’s just not OK to go about your business with unruly tufts unfurling from your facial orifices. So stop.
Here to help keep your mild case of hypertrichosis in check is a whole host of micro-trimmers designed specifically for trimming nose, ear and eyebrow hair. And as you might expect from something whose sole purpose is to cut tiny amounts of hair, there isn’t a whole lot to it – just make sure yours is of a reputable enough make not to nick.
Philips Nose, Ear & Eyebrow Trimmer, available at Selfridges, priced £13.