Europe usually doesn't provide toilet paper either fyi- so by 'west' you mean America. "Flied Lice"~ why would this help anyone? Reinforcing a stereotype is unnecessary. Americans are obsessed with their tech too~ no difference there. Europe is pretty honest like you say about appearances as well. Love shopping? Ok normal.. Thais don't like to be sweaty/dirty/smelly? Okayyy that's the fucking entire universe. Love small animals? Who doesn't... Thai women wear high heels/care about appearances.. Um. Kay.
Thanks for the tips but seriously, do some more traveling :)