To be fair to the other three, it's not like they've been stopping Luke getting any action on purpose. It's apparently just that they are such awful, terrible humans that girls keep getting scared off.
Having a chinwag with Access Hollywood about being a single pringle, Luke felt in a safe enough space to admit that it's been tough finding someone who could put up with them hanging around all the time, just looking fit and making jokes and just generally wafting their good hair and talent around the place.
"Someone that likes the band would be nice because I mean, that's hard to find someone that likes these three dudes," Luke admitted when asked what he's looking for in a gal by Access Hollywood.
"There's not many people that do," he added, probably quietly brushing a lone tear from the corner of his left eye. "It's kind of our life. It's like having three, I don't know what to call you guys..."
Ugh. We feel so very sorry for you Luke. It must be so fricking hard having to look at Ashton's arms all day. And that's before we even get to being able to touch Michael's hair irl and getting to snuggle up to Calum when it's a bit nippy noodles outside.