I can resist anything, except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"I like a smuggler. He is the only honest thief." - Charles Lamb
"And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true." - Alfred Tennyson
"Modern dancing is so old fashioned." - Samuel Goldwyn
"A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." - Henry Ford
"I am busy doing nothing." - Oxymorons
"A little pain never hurt anyone." - Word Explorations
"I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol
"No one goes to that restaurant anymore - It's always too crowded." - Yogi Berra
"We are not anticipating any emergencies." - Word Explorations
"A joke is actually an extremely really serious issue." - Winston Churchill
"I like humanity, but I loathe persons." - Edna St. Vincent Millay
"Always be sincere, even though you do not necessarily mean it." - Irene Peter
"I generally advise persons never ever to present assistance." - P.G. Wodehouse
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