Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not, I'm a 100% straight male, simple as that.
Why the heck would you even think I'm freaking gay anyway!? I mean, I like guns, I LOVE, the ladies, it just, doesn't make any freaking sense -_-.
daddy, don't think too much. I know you're a straight male. I'm just kidding. it's revenge for you tease me. I'm very sorry. I hope you won't angry me