there's something i have to confess. They have people take these things seriously? I ask myself. every time I come across one. 'How can such rubbish be published? So what am I talking about? Personality quizzes, of course! You know the sort of thing. How charming are you?, 'Could you be a better friend?' Ten questions to find out how sympathetic you are.' You find them in those glossy magazines the leave lying around in doctors' waiting rooms. Am I the only person left in the world who isn't obsessed with min-questionnaires that promise to tell me all about myself?