If you think I do things for you out of pity, then you don't know me very well. I am a selfish and self-absorbed bastard who barely notices the concerns of other human beings. Damn your little speech, damn your low self-esteem, and damn the program. He huffed in frustration, trying hard not to raise his voice. Your virginity is not something to be ashamed of, and it's certainly none of my business. I just wanted to make you smile and...