5. You spend the majority of your time listening to different versions of the same problem.
Ryan cheated on Becky again, and this time she’s done with him for good. She blocked his number and everything! Chris thought he was finally gonna tell Jess at her birthday party how he felt.
But when he saw how happy she was with Garrett, he couldn’t bring himself to do it. Lauren is still in love with Roy even though he’s so blatantly gay.
Basically, everyone you know (including yourself) is into someone who’s not interested. And you’ve spent eternity analyzing screenshots and hearing your loved ones blabber on about them.