*SFX: Tea being set out*
Yunoha: *muttering sullenly to himself* Not being able to bring green tea for the head of the household at a time like this… *Pours tea* Well, it’s not that I hate black tea but… green tea is the best when it comes to tradition after all.
*SFX: Finishes pouring and sits down*
Yunoha: *sip* Ahhh.
*SFX: Sets cup down*
Yunoha: Let’s start again with introductions. My name is Yunoha. I’m a mononoke called an akaname. My special talent is licking human filth. My interests are licking human filth. What I’d like to do now is lick human filth.
Yunoha: Huh?
*SFX: Shits in his seat*
Yunoha: Do I look to be joking to you?
Yunoha: *snorts softly* I see, then, if you would allow me to explain things to the end…