Does reasonably accurate impressions of rappers Slick Rick, The Notorious B.I.G., and DMX.
Not afraid of bugs.
Is fine with movies with subtitles.
Expertly quotes and recognizes dialogue from early seasons of The Simpsons.
Can be around boobs without staring creepily at them.
Proficient in air guitar, air bass, and air drums.
Able to lift slightly more than you’d think.