his Skit has gross parts and is meant for Boy Scouts, Webelos scouts.
Decide for yourself if it is appropriate for your younger scouts or not.
Required:
4 to 8 scouts
Preparation:
1 scout is Captain. 1 scout is lookout. 1 is Captain's galley boy. The rest are men-at-arms ready to fire cannons.
Script:
Scouts are on a ship at war cruising the sea looking for enemy.
Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the starboard bow.
Captain: How many?
Lookout: 2 ships, Cap'n.
Captain: Boy, bring me my red jacket so the men won't see my blood if I'm wounded!
(hands him his imaginary jacket which he puts on.)
Captain: Fire the cannons!
(scouts make cannon noises)
Lookout: Woo-hoo! We sunk them both!
(captain takes off his jacket and hands it back to the boy)
Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the port bow.
Captain: How many?
Lookout: 5 ships, Cap'n.
Captain: Boy, bring me my red jacket so the men won't see my blood if I'm wounded!
(hands him his imaginary jacket which he puts on.)
Captain: Fire the cannons!
(scouts make cannon noises)
Lookout: Woo-hoo! We sunk them all!
(captain takes off his jacket and hands it back to the boy)
Lookout: Ahoy, Cap'n! Enemy ships off the port stern.
Captain: How many?
Lookout: 40 ships, Cap'n!
Captain: Boy, bring me my BROWN PANTS!