He has seven kids and a poodle named Foo Foo.
What can you say about a prince with seven children who’s been married at least three times? Whose third wife was pictured on YouTube dancing topless at his dog’s birthday party? And who, according to a U.S. diplomatic cable, made that dog (his poodle Foo Foo) Air Chief Marshal of the nation’s airforce?
Nothing.
At least not in Thailand. The nation’s ruling military junta enforces fierce lèse majesty laws, which mean that anyone who publicly disrespects a member of the royal family (including their dogs) can expect harsh punishment. Even imprisonment.