You look so pretty! Yes, mm.. uh.. well, you look amazing in your bikini! lol.. mm.. So yeah, I admit to being a little boring! I can bore paint off a wall with one glance! I can look at grass and it wilts instantly.. When I talk to a girl on a plane, she hangs a noose around her neck from the compartment above.. Butterflies turn back into ugly caterpillars! Crews on cruises abandon ship in the night.. tennis balls go flat.. waitresses fall asleep on their feet taking my order. Ladyboys get hair on their chest! Girls quickly snore during sex.. So, mm.. well, you may want to skip the idea of replying to any of my messages.. unless you've been having trouble sleeping lately.. then I suppose a simple hello should be sufficient! You like to do service and make drinks?