The young lawyer thought about it, and decided he could easily defeat the old man, and agreed to take on the “three kicks rule”. For the first kick, the old man swung his boot and kicked the young lawyer hard on his “private part” area. The young lawyer screamed in pain and held his “private part” with both his hands. For the second kick, the old man directed his kick right at the lawyer’s stomach area. The lawyer vomited his entire lunch, and held his stomach with pain. The lawyer fell down to the ground and was on all his hands and knees. He grimaced at the aching pain. And then finally, the old man used his final kick as hard as he can directly into the man’s butt, sending the young lawyer flying until the lawyer’s face landed on top of dog poop that was sitting on the elder man’s yard.
The lawyer wiped the dog poop off his face, and stood up grimacingly. He was glad all this punishing kicks were over from the old man, and now it was his turn to punish the old man. “OK, you old man, now it’s my turn to give you the three kicks.”
The old man looked at the lawyer and smiled, “Nahhhhh. I give up. You could have the duck!”