Next to Dorm number one at SU Phetchaburi,
There was a secret lake full of mysteries.
Prince Gumgoo imagined humping 300 girls,
So he built a dungeon to collect chicks around the world.
It was hidden deep under Lake Nongjick.
He enjoyed living there, so he never got sick.
To catch his victims, he had so many ways.
He could get them all wherever they stayed.
He caught Yehma when she finished peeing.
He happened to find Yehnon while she was swimming.
Yehdi was trying to trap a crocodile.
That’s when Gumgoo jumped on her in his doggy style.
After number three, he would rather finish.
He had to return home just to take a shit.