One morning a boy walks
in to class late
His substitute teacher
asks him "Where have you
been"
He replies "Throwing
pebbles at a car"
15 minutes later a girl
walks in the teacher asks
'where have you been' she
answers "throwing
pebbles at a car"
2 hours later a young girl
comes in all bruised and
dirty the teacher asks
"Let me guess you were
throwing pebbles at a
car" she answers "No
miss, I am pebbles