1. Get Over Yourself Face up to the fact that you will:
• have to relax about your personal space requirements
• let you standards of personal hygiene slip a little
• stand in line for hours to use incredibly smelly toilets. Relax, no one ever died of plague or caught cholera from using a music festival portapotty.
• pay over the odds for everything from a bottle of water to a souvenir T-shirt
• see people partaking of recreational chemicals - legal and illegal
• see at least one fat old hippy get naked or be tempted to get naked yourself.