Her: "I just don't know why he could't have called?"
Me: "Well, sorry ass people do shit like that..."
Her: "It would have been okay if he had just told me he couldn't make it. I was so excited to meet him."
Me: "On to the next one, girl."
Her: "Do you think I should call him?"
Me: "You should never call him again. Ever."
Her: "Are you sure? Maybe he had car trouble.Why can't I just find a good one?"
Me: "This really isn't that bad. You've only been talking to him for two weeks and you've never met."
Her: "This ruined my weekend. I'm so hurt!