My name is Rob. It is evening here. Will be going to sleep before long. How was your day? I just went to work. I was a bit tired after.
California is suffering from unemployment. I was told from a friend about a man looking for work. He went to see a friend that worked at the zoo. He said they didn't have any jobs open. But he said everyone comes from all over the country to see our gorilla and it just died. We will lose all of our summer visitors when word gets out. If you would just dress up in this gorilla outfit I could pay you. The man said no way. But after a few more weeks when he has no job offers and bills are coming in he goes back and accepts. Well he starts Monday. On the first day he walks around bent over and grunts. A bunch of children run over to see him. He makes some louder noises and beats his chest. Then hundreds of people run over to see him. He gets really excited now. He jumps and beats his chest and they all cheer for him. So he climbs up in a tree. He goes to beat his chest but got too excited and slipped falling into the lion cage behind him. The lion jumps up and walks towards him. What to do now. Hundreds of people are watching and believing in him but he will be eaten by the lion. Closer the lion comes. He starts crying for help help. Then the lion runs up and grabs him and says shut up or we will both lose our jobs.
Unfortunately it is the only joke that I know. May your day be full of smiles.