A few years back I woke up to my friend sitting upright in his bed, he turned his head and went "oh my god, jesus is making pancakes" before falling back into a deep sleep. He woke up to me laughing my ass off.
Edit: I remembered another one, this time it's me talking. When I was eight years old I fell off my bed and my dad came running in because of the sound. I just tilted my head, looked him in the eye and went "I almost fell". While lying on the floor.