1. Lay the napkin face-down in front of you.
2. Fold the napkin in half and orient the open end toward you.
3. Fold the napkin into quarters.
4. Orient the napkin so the open corner is facing away and to the left.
5. Fold the top-most layer of napkin in half diagonally and press it down.
6. Turn the napkin over so that the open corner is now facing away and to the right.
7. Fold the right-side back about 1/3 of the way and press it down.
8. Fold the left-side back also about 1/3 of the way and press.
9. Flip it over, straighten it up and insert those shiny eating instruments. Perfecto!