RUMORS GLENN. Where where in the whole wide world did you find the guts to tell a story like that? LENNY. (Beaming.) I made it up. KEN. Of course you made it up. But when? LENNY. As I was telling it. Sentence by sentence. Word by word. I didn't know where the hell I was going, but I just kept going. (We hear the POLICE CAR drive away.) CLAIRE. You don't even speak Spanish. LENNY. I made the Spanish up, too. CHRIS. You shit, we all could have gone to jail for peijury LENNY. (Smiling.) I know. That was the challenge. The ultimate chutzpah. It was the best goddam time I ever had in my life. ERNIE. I am impressed. I am sincerely and deeply impressed. You have, without a doubt, Lenny, one of the weirdest minds I've ever come across. CLAIRE. (Holding up her glass.) A toast to my husband, Lenny. Just when I was getting bored with our marriage, I fell in love with him all over again. EVERYBODY. To Lenny! CHRIS. I have an interesting question. COOKIE. What? CHRIS. What do you think really happened to Charley and Myra? (The INTERCOM buzzes.) ERNIE. (Picks it up.) Hello? Yes, Charley We're all here Are you up to having some visitors?