A Modern Fairytale.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and a handsome prince............
............ and they all lived happily ever after....................
for about eighteen months until the prince met a really cute serving wench who the princess caught him with in a cheap motel room. The princess then threw him out and sued him for every penny she could get before shacking up with his best friend who she had been having an affair with ever since they met.
The End