laughing, says he, but breeches are the most awkwardest things to get into that ever were. It takes me the best part of an hour every morning before I get them on. How do you manage yours?
Then young squire showed him, as well as he could for lunghing , how to put on his breeches, and the stranger was ever so grateful and said he never should have thought of that way.
'So that,' quoth young squire to himself, ' is a second bigger silly.' But he travelled far, and he travelled fast without finding the third, until one bright night when the moon was shining right overhead he came upon a village.