Jack: David! Look at Sara’s passport!
David: What’s the matter with it?
Jack: She was born on 23rd December 1991. She’s old!
David: Don’t be silly! She’s not old.
Jack: You’re only saying that because you’re really old David! When were you born?
Sara: I know! Your birthday is in the summer, in August. There was a big party last year.
David: Yeah, that’s right. I was born on 14th August 1986.
Jack: See! He’s old!
Sara: So when were you born then baby?
Jack: My birthday’s in the spring. It’s in April.
David: Jack’s an April fool! He was born on April 1st 1997.
Jack: Oh very funny!
Sara: And I was an early Christmas present!
David: So... I was born in the summer, Jack in the spring and Sara in the winter.
Wasn’t Emi born in the autumn, Jack?
Jack: Yes, she was born on 30th September 2006.
She’s the real baby!