Cynical and dry and just to further reinforce stereotypes yes I do drink lots of tea.
I cant:
Draw
Paint
Sew
Play music
Do math
Beat you at Smash Bros.
Make my own cosplay (my mum does it)
Tell you anything about Sherlock
Or the latest Dr Who (I mean just because I'm British doesnt mean I'm a secret agent like James Bond)
&Many other things
I can:
Name every European Capital city
Name all the original 250 Pokemon (Silver/Gold was the best pkmn game)
Give free hugs
Make awesome cups of tea
Instantly tell you the time based on your Country/State
Have deep conversations about the nature of self in relation to Evangelion.
Ramble endlessly about so many weird and wonderful things
&Not many other things
Basically I'm virtually a hikikomori except I have to leave the house more than I like.
I guess I also spend a maybe unhealthy amount of time daydreaming about running into the wilderness somewhere and just living in a cabin chopping wood and washing my clothes in a river; waiting for the end of the world.