A childhood story about a fish ruined my life (maybe not ruined, but put me on the path to deep cynicism). Ordinary amos and the amazing fish. A harrowing tale about a man dragged to a watery grave by mutant fish, only to be saved last minute so he could be their pet. Neglected, starved, depressed, and possibly alcoholic he was eventually thrown back into the air. Abandoned by irresponsible pet owners. By the by, his cat was also starving and neglected in his absence. Brought to you by little golden books!