Waking up in the morning can be bearable at best, chronically traumatic at worst.
Instead of trying to minimize the pain of this inevitable daily hurdle, I decided to make an alarm clock that slaps me in the face to wake me up.
You'll be so terrified of falling asleep that you're already awake when it's time to get up. Magic.
To build the Wake-up Machine I wired a motor to an alarm clock and duct taped a rubber arm to it.