The pageant draws to an excited and no doubt weepy conclusion tonight. Nawat has decreed that the winner's first official duty will be to deliver a written plea for unity to the various protest leaders on the contest organisers' behalf. "Her duties will involve the whole peace process in many areas," he says.
We can not wait to see the winner in her bikini handing the message to Suthep Thuagsuban and Jatuporn Prompan. In fact, we promise to get the picture on the front page of The Nation.