PersonalityEdit
Charlie is an alcoholic, perverse, potty-mouthed guinea pig with an ambiguous human sexuality. He has a slurred english accent and also a poorly done Irish accent which he used in Ireland to fit in with the Irish mafia.
His name implies that he's always drunk, but he is not. He has mentioned that he has been sober occasionally, but not completely. If he doesn't have alcohol for like a week, and completely sobers up, his eyes will start to uncontrollably shoot lasers in every direction, although Charlie can hold it back for a short time to accumulate laser power as to fire one big laser beam capable of penetrating anything, which he used to burn a hole through the body of a man who auditioned him for disney. Charlie seems to detest just about anything which isn't a stupid question or related to alcohol and/or sexual stuff. He spends all his money on magazines and booze, which puts Ian and Anthony in financial debt.
He is also interested in money and diamonds, as described in his back story (see below). He is also attracted to hot human women, and when Ian questioned why he isn't attracted to female guinea pigs, Charlie simply pointed out that they don't have boobs. He also has been shown to be not only extremely addicted to booze, but he's also very intelligent, a trait he has never shown. Just about the only example of this was in an episode where in a second attempt to reach the booze cabinet over the fridge, Charlie built an exact robotic avatar replica of Ian to reach it. Despite this, he is dim-witted and careless to dangerous situations. Charlie has the ability to read minds.
He also seems to know several celebrities, and has slept with some of them (lies). He has shown prowess in knife throwing with Mr. Stabby, and being able to use a large assortment of weapons. Charlie seems to be able to hold his own hand in a fight, but it appears to be quite fragile since his abilities are limited to him only being a guinea pig.
He often refers to his viewers and Ian and Anthony as "poofs"(although in the Annoying Orange he said "pervs" instead).