1: Humour
The only real, valuable commodity we have on earth is our time, and we don't have much of it. Might as well enjoy the ride, no?
Life is too short to be taken seriously. Have a bloody laugh, every once in a while.
It's free of charge, and it actually helps you live longer.
Don't overdo it, try and brush up on the basics. Sarcasm, taking the piss out of yourself, that kinda stuff. If you're not willing to put that little effort into it, then don't even bother contacting me :)
I know, I'm gonna come across as a major jerk. Please, do feel free to think it that way. In my defence, I can only say I'm done feeling like a dick because schools nowadays can't seem to teach how to take a joke anymore. Believe me, I'm the one who's suffering here :)
Soooo, I'm begging you, for the love of god, grow an emotional vocabulary (is that even English? O, well) before you even consider starting a conversation.
That is not to say you need to be an hopeless idiot like I am (even though that would certainly earn you some extra credit..), but at least try and look up 'sarcasm' on the dictionary before saying hello.. Really, it would mean the world to me if you took the time to do that.
Agreed? Agreed. Read on.