lkg boy and salesman
lkg boy : how much balance will be provided for 10rs recharge card
salesman: 6rs .
Lkg boy: then give me chocolate for remaining 4rs.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol