Complaint: There are not enough towels in my room.
Response: I’ll have housekeeping deliver more towels to your room right away sir.
Complaint: The sink is leaking in the bathroom.
Response: Sorry for the inconvenience, maintenance will be by shorty to fix the problem.
Complaint: This tread mill doesn’t seem to be working properly.
Response: I’m sorry miss, why don’t you used that one over there.
Complaint: I seem to have misplaced my tennis racket. Has one been turned in?
Response: Not yer sir, but I’ll let you know if someone does. What is your room number?
Complaint: I specifically requested an ocean view, but the room I was given has a view of the pool.
Response: I’m sorry about the mix up sir, we’ll change your room immediately.
Complaint: This soup is not warm enough.
Response: I apologize for that ma’am. I’ll have the chef warm it up immediately.
Complaint: Why is our order taking so long?
Response: Well sir, you ordered the steak very well done and it takes a little longer.