“I have never seen such a jerk of a teacher my whole life. I hope that old bastard will drop dead on the street!” Yue Yang didn’t know any Death Spirit Curses Techniques, otherwise he would have thrown a few curses on the old cunning fox’s head. Fortunately, Yue Yang’s bad mood didn’t last long and took a turn for the better instead. This was because a messenger had come from the Thief Guild, passing him a letter from Luo Hua City Mistress. She said that she had arrived at the ruins of Hope Town, and urged him to quickly come to her place.
Reading this, Yue Yang’s mood immediately turned good.
His beautiful sexual life had finally arrived. Since he had not had time to push Yi Nan down, pushing this Luo Hua City Mistress would also do.
As his wolfy intentions surfaced in his heart, he remembered the wonderful feeling on his back when he was carrying Luo Hua City Mistress previously. That kind of feeling… Yue Yang immediately felt a hot, tingling sensation, as if fire had started burning and electric currents had started rippling all over his body, making his throat feel dry and parched.
Seems like he would choke to death if he did not push that Luo Hua City Mistress down soon.
Yue Yang immediately opened a Teleportation Scroll that had the ruins of Hope Town as the Teleportation Target. He brought Hui Tai Lang along, and then disappeared like smoke, yelling, “Girl, I’m coming, come and smile for me!”
However, the one who appeared in front of Yue Yang was not only the smiling Luo Hua City Mistress who revealed her dimples, there was also the mysterious beauty who kept holding on to her Ancient Book.
Yue Yang was immediately petrified.
Originally, getting to see a girl again had made his heart thoroughly stirred up and excited.
But when he met up with the girl, there wasn’t just one, instead, there were two. Yue Yang was simply too excited to the point his heart almost couldn’t take it anymore!
The difficulty of pushing down a girl was already very high, so pushing down two girls, this difficulty… It was definitely more than a hundred times, no, a thousand times harder than pushing down one girl alone. Maybe, he would succeed in pushing down Luo Hua City Mistress if he had found a suitable time and place, wrote her a few romantic poems and gave her a nice surprise, in addition to violently stripping off her clothes and let loose his flirty wolfy paws. However, even a fool would know that this was impossible under the mysterious beauty’s watch!
Could he push them down at the same time?
Could he have a threesome?
Yue Yang felt that the chances of that succeeding was even smaller than the chances of him killing two Marquises of Zi Jins instantly in a single move!
“You guys know each other?” Yue Yang had a feeling that the two girls knew each other and had purposely come to find him together so that he wouldn’t have his way with them. Fortunately he didn’t bring Yue Bing or Yi Nan along, otherwise, it would really be very crowded…
“No.” Luo Hua City Mistress and the mysterious beauty denied it at the same time.
“Who are you trying to deceive?” Yue Yang was almost driven mad. How could they be so coincidentally waiting for him here at the same time if they did not know each other?
“I really don’t know her. Yue Yang, who is she? Introduce her to me…” Luo Hua City Mistress laughed out. Her laughter hinted a little killing intent, her eyes sharp like a blade as if she really wanted to cut down Yue Yang’s flesh.
“I don’t know who she is.” Yue Yang couldn’t introduce her to Luo Hua City Mistress, because he had never even seen the mysterious beauty’s face underneath the veil before. He also didn’t know what her name was.
“Then what you meant was, she was just buying that… what was that again?” Luo Hua City Mistress heard Yue Yang use the phrase ‘buying soy sauce’ before, but she had forgotten.
(Shiro: buying soy sauce means someone who just passes by, no business at all. Used a few times in the story, but I always translated it as ‘someone who just passes by’)
“It’s buying soy sauce.” The mysterious beauty’s memory was very good, she had remembered it clearly.
“She even knew ‘buying soy sauce’, and you still dare to say that you don’t know her?” Luo Hua City Mistress suddenly grabbed Yue Yang’s collars, her actions quite similar to Princess Qian Qian who had the aim to be a Yan Zhi Hu. However, other than grabbing onto Yue Yang’s sleeves, the Imperial Swordswoman had also liked to stare at Yue Yang with her Yan Zhi Hu’s eyes, as if she wanted to see through his heart. It was a pity that after Yue Yang’s [Counterfeit] Inherent Skill had levelled up, Princess Qian Qian, the Imperial Swordswoman’s [Six Records] Inherent Skill had miserably become obsolete.
(Shiro: Yan Zhi Hu is a chinese folklore about a female tiger who turned herself into a woman, no english reference found, sorry)
“This…” Yue Yang felt that if he couldn’t handle the situation carefully and answer correctly, his blissful sexual life