'I know,' said Holmes.
'But who asked you all those questions before?
Not me.
I had nothing to do with that, you know.
But now I need your help.
We ate a goose at The Alpha,
and I say it was a country goose,
but my good friend,
Dr Watson here,
says it was a London goose.
Which of us is right?
It's an important question.
Five pounds goes to the winner.'