Very funny, Oh, I’ve got one. There’s this young girl and
she’s practicing the violin in the living room while her dad is trying to read the newspaper. The family dog’s on the carpet and as the girl plays the violin, the dog starts to howl loudly. Anyway, this goes on for about ten minutes until the dad suddenly jumps up, throws his paper on the table and says, Violet, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?