Bob Bryan:
See the little girl with the Sharpie in her hand. She’s walking my way ignoring her man. Waited two hours just to see me move. Now give me that pen, and feel the groove. Autograph.
Mike Bryan:
So you got your autograph, now what you gonna do? Take it to the beach, or use it at the zoo. Or put it on the web to make a little money. These autographs, they’re pretty funny. Autograph.
Novak Djokovic:
From Melbourne to Paris, London to New York, the fans start flocking when I step off the court. My name is the Joker and I sign with a smile. Get me some water, I’ll be here a while. Autograph.
Andy Murray:
During Wimbledon, it really gets me crazy. My hand cramps up and my mind gets hazy. I sign and sign but the line doesn’t end. Wake me up tomorrow and let’s do it again. Autograph.
In my opinion, Andy Murray should stick with the tennis! But it is very humorous.