step 1: stop being and asshole
if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one
if your bias didn’t make you cry at least once then it’s not your bias
Me: honestly im just so evil. so full of darkness. i feed off the souls of the living i strike fear into-
Friend: you sleep with a teddy bear
Me: hes my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS