You probably won't read this, but in case you do:
I'm from a place called Standish in Wigan.
I'm a media student at University in Liverpool.
I'm a support worker who helps out teenagers from troubled backgrounds.
I'm half South African, but that doesn't mean I'm a bigoted.
I like my cigarettes and my privacy.
I'm 5ft 11.5" (about 181cm) tall.
I can freak people out at a black belt level.
I'm a massive dog lover, but I'm also severely allergic to pet hair.
I never make my bed.
I really, really love zombies... Really.
I was once suspended from school for walking around the gym, wearing a Scooby Doo costume and singing the theme song during a boys' football match, which consequently caused a fight to break out.
I like to think Justin Bieber is actually a human bomb set to detonate mid-tour by the time he's 21.
I believe in climate change, and that global warming is hearsay.
Michael Bay ruined the Transformers franchise for me, and I haven't looked back since.