*SFX: Morning sounds and door opens to yummy, breakfast frying sounds*
Yunoha: Ah… Good morning. It’s another lovely morning today, isn’t it? I’m making breakfast right now so just take a seat and wait a minute.
*SFX: Footsteps, chair squeaks as she sits*
*SFX: Plates rattle and he walks over*
Yunoha: Here, it’s done. I just used whatever was in the fridge.
*SFX: Sets plates down*
Yunoha: You’re okay with black tea, right?
*SFX: Pours tea, then he sits as well*
Yunoha: Here, eat up.
*SFX: Cutlery sounds*
Yunoha: Hm? Well I can make simple dishes. Did you think I spent the last 300 years just zoning out and letting life pass me by? How rude. If you watch your roommate cooking every day, you remember how to do it even if you don’t want to. I even watch TV, so a know a little about the state of things in the world.
Yunoha: …Ah, I’m good. Mononoke can live without eating. Well, though sometimes we do eat sweets for fun… like, for example, caramel.
Yunoha: Er, if you ask me where I got the caramels, well… I secretly helped myself to the snacks of the last human who lived here.
*SFX: Rustle*
Yunoha: Ah- Don’t tell anyone about this, okay? Kagetora was really strict when telling us we weren’t to make a bother of ourselves by stealing human food.