Now wait a minute. You know how narrow minded people here can be. Well..your greenie boyfriend doesn't go to church. And your grandpa's a minister. Your boyfriend thinks all hunters should be shot. Isn't your dad a big game hunter? This is bad. The last liberal who came to town nearly got themselves killed. Remember when your cousin earl brought home that girl from California? She had her armpit hair braided! She did! JJ said he saw it. And she chained herself to the table in the local MacDonalds and refused to leave untill they changed her salad. You know what happened to her? She got run over by a garbage truck. Did so ran right over her food. It's not safe for them greenies here. You better tell your boyfriend not to came.