A traffic policeman stops a speeding car and asked the driver,
Where have you been?
Where are you heading to, sir?
May I see you license?
Can you stop doing that?
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Tom is waiting in line to buy a train ticket when a young lady cuts in front of him. He say.
I'll save you a place.
Don't you have anything better?
Excuse me, please go to the bake of the line.
Don't you know there's something wrong?
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A salesgirl in a department store comes up to a customer and says,
You'd better call me when you are ready.
What have you done?
You'd better cut it off.
Do you need some help?