Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him urgently, “Dad, dad…”
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His father turns to him angrily and says, “I’ve had it with you constantly interrupting me. From now on you’ll speak only when I’ve asked you something!”
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Raphael thinks for a second and continues, “OK dad, can you please ask me if you’ve forgotten to put in the handbrake and if your car is now rolling down the road?”
Source: http://www.short-funny.com/kids-jokes.php#ixzz3tvaZdEZj