(Narrator in chair)
Narrator: by now you’ve all probably heard all about Hansel & Gretel and how they were thrown in the forest and how the witch tried to eat Hansel but that’s not exactly how it happened
(Enter forest Hansel & Gretel walk in)
Gretel: this is beginning to be a bit to much I mean dad just won’t stop with the jokes!
Hansel: so it makes him fun.
Gretel: come on? I mean it’s just too much all the knock knock jokes.
Hansel: ok ok I mean sometimes its fun others it’s just annoying.
Gretel: I know what you mean this morning he poured a bucket of freezing cold water on me
Hansel: yeah……….. Dad did that.
Gretel: this all started when mum died.
Hansel: um Gretel… (Gretel interrupts)