A fun cure for constipation, the Verruckt waterslide at Schlitterbahn is 17 stories tall, reaches speeds of 70 miles an hour, and is the new highest and fastest waterslide in the world. If you’ve been thinking about bowel surgery, now’s the time – you just leave them at the top. It’s no accident that it’s called Schlitterbahn, and you’re likely to have one about three seconds in, so bring a change of underwear. There are plenty of other thrills and spills at Schlitterbahn, but at the moment it’s all about Verruckt, which from German translates roughly to “have you lost your mind completely?” Verruckt has seen some delays, and is not actually open yet, which for some is a massive relief, about as massive as the heart attack they were having when told they’d be riding it. We’re just kidding. It’ll be a laugh